While many people look forward to the NYSC program, others like
yours truly believe it’s a waste of time. And would rather eat hot coals than
partake in it.
Alas, not many of us have the opportunity to by-pass the service
year as it is called. Two categories of new corp members: Those who are super
excited and the reluctant ones. You may have resigned your fate to serving
Nigeria or belong in the excited category of new corpers, either way you must
serve.
Here are a few people you’d run into during your 3 weeks
orientation camp:
1. The ITKs
(I-too-Know)
These
groups of new corp members have studied the NYSC program like it’s an
examination. They even have known about NYSC than the commandant. This group of
people are walking and breathing NYSC encyclopedias.2. The SpiriKokos
These are the ones that will vehemently refuse to wear the Khaki because it is trouser. They can be recognized by the religious matter they are constantly toting around.
3. The Romeo and Juliet
There is always that couple that meet in camp
and suddenly become attached at the hips. They are always loved up for the full
3 weeks. At the end of camp, their love usually disappears or not. Just watch
them.
4. The Attachees
These groups don’t know where
they belong. They jejely watch the camp settings for a few days before
attaching themselves to the people in power or those they can gain stuff from.
5. The JJCs (Johnny-just-come)
These groups of people are always looking lost. Like the entire
NYSC program is an alien concept they have yet to understand. Questions that a
new comer will ask, this group still persist in asking way into their second
week of camp.
Source: omgvoice
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